JOKES

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?

What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving.

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?No? Good!

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?Teacher: no, of course not.Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first? The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.